-If the person is a murderer. #death-sentence-maybe-near #get-away-while-you-can

-If the person is a vampire. #teamwolf #i-want-to-live-another-day-thankyou

-If the person hates food. #angry-emoji

-If the person poops in their pants on the first date. #ican’t #i-don’t-need-another-me

-If the person’s shirt is inside out. #noeffort #letdown

-If the person orders a raw onion on the date. #breathmint

-If the person says they’re smart, funny, and outgoing. But they come off as stupid, humorless, and sad. #sad-emoji #liar  #i-don’t-want-no-mediocre