Treat yourself for some extra lovin’ and celebrate solo!

Be your own party host… here’s how.

Do the following instructions on a day that’s not your birthday. Do it because you take risks… strange risks. Risks that will affect your sanity.

1. Order a whole cake for one (yourself) in advance.

2.When the baker calls you to pick up your cake, you’ll be puzzled at first and then you will quickly oblige to pick up the cake right away.

3. After you purchased the cake with self embarrassment, you consider the possibilities of having a mental illness and shrug it off because there are other things to consider. For example, if you do this and it completely fulfills your happiness…  will it turn into an addiction?

4.You arrive home and strategically place the candles on the cake for heighten excitement and you light up the candles with eagerness.

5.Sing “Happy Birthday” (mind as well go all the way). Make a wish, blow out the candles, and eat a slice and save the rest for later because you deserve it or whatever.

6. If “whatever” leaves you perplexed, then smash your face on the untouched left over cake and guffaw at the absurdity of it all.