I’m a hybrid between normal and strange… the normal part is having ears, eyes, and mouth. The strange part are the words that come out of my mouth.

[Here’s a weird inspirational quote or something]

“I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.”

— Dr. Seuss

[I’m looking for my Prince Weird]    [Where is he?]