[This is for all my D.I.Y lovers, non-alcoholic drinkers, and people who re-use empty beer bottles]

If you want to take a break from alcohol sugar consumption because you have developed a beer gut and want to physically feel good about yourself because beach body season is near, take an empty craft beer bottle; whether you played a part in the result of the bottle being completely empty, just don’t let the contents that were in the bottle go to waste. (I won’t judge) Add your favorite tea whether it’s Kombucha or green tea, pour into the beer bottle. Then bring it over to the next stupid party. Try to look cool, keep your head up. And if anyone asks you if you got more beer, just say “shut your face, I only made one serving, you idiot!”